May 2013
1 tag
legendariess:
Are you a
or a
4 tags
I'm glad it's summer
Now I have time to finish BW2
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I’ve been playing all day! Cairo finally evolved.
Gamma learned signal bean and I finally let him evolve.
Cerulea has just learned superpower and I let her evolve as well.
Aerielle is a cutie but needs to learn hurricane. Hurry up Aerielle!
I’m currently getting through Reversal Mountain and considering adding a numel to my team....
3 tags
1 tag
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
temple-of-time:
When you see a typo on your text post a millisecond before it posts
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
rock-bomber:
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
dangruchy:
swiggity swag i am in the bag
burghers:
wartortles:
what the fuck is eurovision
winchestar:
fluffy—heretic:
shmegel:
yes but how old is the sport
1 tag
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
scribblescourge:
My mother just came with the groceries and I opened the door and without thinking asked “swiggity swag what’s in the bag” and she replied “bip boop bop bread and flip-flops
guynecologist:
hey babe are you one of the regis bc you are
1 tag
heysammy:
woah girl are you from france ‘cause
madamn
1 tag
ukeking:
i want those nice 3ds xl designs here why can’t we have nice designs here PLEASE
krawkward:
theswampghoul:
how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets
alcoholdrinker:
wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends