nanabs

hi im ron. people say im bananas, they’re probably right.

  • Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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helloradness:

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

helloradness:

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

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gokuma:

cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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…and so it begins

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elladrondelibros:

When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
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espeyonce:

when u accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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Things to Say During Sex

scifiromancemachine:

  • Which is why I brought my LEVIN SWORD
  • Worthy opponents INDEED
  • But I am no ORDINARY SWORDSMAN
  • TIME TO TIP THE SCALES

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shinigamiwyvern:

important

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